Celeb Jihad

Selena Gomez Eats A Crepe Like A Whore

Selena Gomez crepe


OMA (oh my Allah)! Just look at this pic of Selena Gomez eating a crepe like a total whore.

Have you ever seen anyone eat a French dessert in such a slutty manner? Selena Gomez is even cupping imaginary balls, as she seductively sucks on the crepe, the white cream filling up her mouth.

This pic settles it, Selena Gomez is the biggest degenerate in all of heathen Hollywood. I shudder to think of what kind of sick sexual simulations she would perform on a creme brulee or, Allah forbid, a Bûche de Noël.

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