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Exclusive Twilight New Moon Photos

Twilight New Moon


CelebJihad has just received these exclusive Twilight New Moon promotional photos, and we could not wait to share them with our fellow “Twihards”. Since no one has seen the movie yet, and I am probably the biggest Twihard in the world I will be providing captions for each photo describing what is going on in the scene pictured.

 



Twilight New Moon
Angry that her Dad missed her ballet recital when she was 7, Bella seeks out the town’s black man and his “low hanging fruit” for comfort.



Twilight New Moon
In the movie’s only scat scene. Edward smears feces on Bella’s face.



Twilight New Moon
Bella is badly injured after trying to redecorate a gay man’s condo.



Twilight New Moon
The cast relaxing before the movie’s big orgy scene.



Twilight New Moon
After a night of drinking Mad Dog 20/20 Bella gives Jacob a handjob in his truck.



Twilight New Moon
Bella farts in a crowded movie theater.



Twilight New Moon
Bella about to be gang banged by a group of shirtless Mexicans.



Twilight New Moon
Jacob flirts with Bella to make his crush Edward jealous.



Twilight New Moon
Bella’s friend explains to her the joys of anal love making.



Twilight New Moon
Bella’s dad gives her a picture of his balls and a 1st edition copy of the classic novel “Lolita” for her sweet 16th birthday.

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