Exclusive Twilight New Moon Photos

Exclusive Twilight New Moon Photos

CelebJihad has just received these exclusive Twilight New Moon promotional photos, and we could not wait to share them with our fellow “Twihards”. Since no one has seen the movie yet, and I am probably the biggest Twihard in the world I will be providing captions for each photo describing what is going on in the scene pictured.

 



Exclusive Twilight New Moon Photos
Angry that her Dad missed her ballet recital when she was 7, Bella seeks out the town’s black man and his “low hanging fruit” for comfort.



Exclusive Twilight New Moon Photos
In the movie’s only scat scene. Edward smears feces on Bella’s face.



Exclusive Twilight New Moon Photos
Bella is badly injured after trying to redecorate a gay man’s condo.



Exclusive Twilight New Moon Photos
The cast relaxing before the movie’s big orgy scene.



Exclusive Twilight New Moon Photos
After a night of drinking Mad Dog 20/20 Bella gives Jacob a handjob in his truck.



Exclusive Twilight New Moon Photos
Bella farts in a crowded movie theater.



Exclusive Twilight New Moon Photos
Bella about to be gang banged by a group of shirtless Mexicans.



Exclusive Twilight New Moon Photos
Jacob flirts with Bella to make his crush Edward jealous.



Exclusive Twilight New Moon Photos
Bella’s friend explains to her the joys of anal love making.



Exclusive Twilight New Moon Photos
Bella’s dad gives her a picture of his balls and a 1st edition copy of the classic novel “Lolita” for her sweet 16th birthday.

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